he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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