No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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