Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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