The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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