Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
Randomize
