Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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