hotel room ftw
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
How external is "for external use only"?
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Everclear isn't food dammit
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Randomize
