Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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