i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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