what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Randomize
