She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
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