Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
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