ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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