She said her name was "party"
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
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