Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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