so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I need to stop coming to work sober
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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