If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
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