Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
We got so high we made milksteak
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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