I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Randomize
