it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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