So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
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