Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
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