he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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