She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
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