i don't like sucking hair
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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