i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Randomize
