Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
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