Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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