hotel room ftw
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Randomize
