u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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