The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
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