Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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