some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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