So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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