At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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