You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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