I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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