i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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