6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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