I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Just took my morning after pill in the library
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
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