So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
We don't watch enough power rangers
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
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