just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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