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i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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