Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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