She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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