I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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