waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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