Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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