I think I just saw someone hide a body.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
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