why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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